Golf Umbrellas Not Allowed

I just want to say, for the record, that golf umbrellas should not be allowed while walking on the sidewalk on campus. Not only is this an unnecessarily large amount of cover for one person, but a golf umbrella effectively blocks the entire sidewalk. So if, by chance, are carrying a golf umbrella and feel like tooling around and walking slower than molasses in the middle of a passing period, anyone walking behind who doesn't want to walk that slow and actually wants to get to class on time, is stuck going slow, especially if you happen to be walking down Dayton with construction all over the sidewalk, so your space is already cut in half.

Jesus,
Thank you today's blessing of rain. We were definitely in need of it, and I know the downpour today was an answer to someone's prayers. Please give me patience with my fellow students, especially when I'm soaked.